According to some people, there's not much to do in Cincinnati. In case anyone forgot all of the things you can't do here, we made a small list and put them on a shirt. There's definitely not

A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL, BASEBALL, SOCCER OR HOCKEY TEAM - A FAN-BASE TOO LOYAL FOR THEIR OWN GOOD HIGHLY TOUTED UNIVERSITIES - INCREDIBLE FOOD FEATURING THE BEST CHILI IN THE WORLD - AN UNMATCHED BEER SCENE THE FLYING PIG MARATHON - OKTOBERFEST ZINZINNATI - NOT EVEN ONE ROLLER-COASTER - MUSIC VENUES - ART AND CULTURE THE WORLDS SEXIEST ZOO - AQUARIUM - OPPORTUNITY - A THRIVING JOB MARKET - A RIVER FULL OF UNSOLVED MYSTERIES

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